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EGO Systems 

Apple II, IIGS, Macintosh & Newton Software 

& Comedy Stuff

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EGO Systems Is Getting Out Of the Apple II Business!

Our remaining stock of Apple II Items is Going Fast!

Check below for the latest prices!

Everything must go!

Click here for great deals on used IIGS hardware and software!

Well, even though I'm getting out of the Apple II business, I'm still in business! In fact, I've still got some Apple II and Macintosh stuff for sale, but when it's gone, it's gone!

In the meantime, I'm also pursuing a career as a stand-up comedian, and over the next few weeks, I'm going to begin offering some of my "comedy stuff" for sale here on this web site. So, if you like a good laugh and spending money, keep checking back and clicking here!

Hardware for Sale!

Since we are getting out of the Apple II business, it only makes sense that we sell our Apple II hardware as well. So, as I dig through my closets and find stuff, I'll be making this hardware available on this page. Check back often to see what's new!

Here's What I've Got Left for the Apple IIGS

TimeOut Disk Tools (Now just $29.95) - This TimeOut utility makes several powerful disk utilities available from within AppleWorks Classic Just 1 copy left!

Here's What I've Got Left for the Macintosh


Newton Products That we Carry

Battery Brain - Monitors your Newton's battery power and warns you when you are running low!

Software Updates

Want the latest version of a software title that you've purchased from EGO Systems? Just click here for a list of updates that you can download right now!

Comedy Stuff

Like my comedy career, you've just gone nowhere fast. Let's face it, comedy just doesn't pay as well as computer programming...

At any rate, here's a couple of comedy sites you might be interested in:

My new web site for comedians, The Comedy Click! If you are a comedian, check it out!

My home club, The Comedy Catch at the Cafe, in Chattanooga Tennessee! If you are ever in town on a Sunday night, come see me on stage at the Chattanooga Variety Night show!

Here's a short story I wrote for the comedy e-zine, The Gift Electronique. It's called "The Top 10 Conspiracy Theories of My Father". (Well, they thought it was funny!)

How and When we Ship Your Order

Unless the information for a particular product states otherwise, here are our shipping policies:

If you live in the United States, your order is shipped via First Class Mail. This cost is included in the prices shown for all of our products.

If you live in Canada or Mexico, your order is shipped via Air Mail. This cost is included in the prices shown for all of our products.

If you live outside of North America, your order is shipped via Surface Mail. This cost is included in the prices shown for all our products.

If you live outside of North America, Air Mail shipping is extra. See the information for each product to determine how much extra Air Mail shipping is.

All orders for in stock items will usually ship no later than the next business day after we get the order. For example, if you FAX or e-mail us an order on Monday, it WILL ship out on Tuesday morning. Or, if you FAX or e-mail us an order on Sunday, it WILL ship out on Monday morning. (The only exception to this rule is that orders we receive on Saturday will ship out on Monday. This is only because the Post Office is closed on Sunday.)

Our Guarantee

All products sold by EGO Systems have a 30-day Money Back Guarantee. Simply return any product (with all materials intact) within 30 days and you'll get a complete refund (minus shipping costs).

How To Contact EGO Systems

EGO Systems is open from 9 A.M. to 5 P.M. Our FAX line is available 24 hours a day, and we check e-mail for orders and inquiries daily. We are also closed on weekends and most major holidays. You can use one of the following methods to contact us:

Snail Mail
EGO Systems
7918 Cove Ridge Road
Hixson, TN 37343-1808

423-843-1775 Orders/Inquiries/technical support (If there is no answer, please leave a message! We will call you back!)
423-843-0661 FAX - 24 hours a day


(EGO Systems accepts Visa, MasterCard, and checks or money orders made payable to 'EGO Systems'. All payments must be in U.S. funds. Tennessee residents must add 8.25% sales tax. For your protection, we recommend that you call or FAX us with your credit card orders.)

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